Big Companies Have Big Secrets…

Big Companies Have Big Dirty Secrets…

“Printer ink cartridges are meant to signal that they’re empty after a certain number of pages, even if they still have some ink left.” – cogenix

Big Companies Have Big Dirty Secrets…

“A lot of people probably know that when a tv show goes into syndication that some scenes will be cut from episodes to make them slightly shorter, to fit in more commercials.What people don’t know is that the show can be slightly sped up as well, to squeeze in just a little more advertising.” – borkencode

Big Companies Have Big Dirty Secrets…

“You use too much dawn dish soap. That stuff is ridiculously concentrated.” – evil420pimp

Big Companies Have Big Dirty Secrets…

“Grocery store bakeries do not bake the cakes they decorate. That stuff comes in frozen. Stop asking me to bake you a carrot cake. On top of that most of the baking in grocery store bakeries is just pulling frozen pastries or muffins or whatever out of a box and panning it up, then putting it in the proofer /oven. We don’t really make things anymore.” – derpsha

Big Companies Have Big Dirty Secrets…

“At Subway my manager never once bought real mayonnaise. The Light Mayo and the Real Mayo are both Light Mayo. Investigate those fuckers.” – plantfuker

Big Companies Have Big Dirty Secrets…

“In sofa/couch commercials they use smaller actors/models to make the sofas/couches look bigger.” – YammothyTimbers

Big Companies Have Big Dirty Secrets…

“Nearly every caller you hear on top 40 radio is either a intern or someone else close to the studio, everything is fake. Especially that war of the roses shit.” – Puff_puff_ass

Big Companies Have Big Dirty Secrets…

“Every programmer in the world occasionally writes a very bad code that sticks with the app/program forever.” – isowolf

Big Companies Have Big Dirty Secrets…

“A bottle of Windex is basically 95% water 4% ammonia, and 1% blue dye / fragrance. The most expensive part of the product is the bottle.” – joecooool418

Big Companies Have Big Dirty Secrets…

“As call center employee I can assure you that ALL of our calls are recorded not for training purposes, but to protect our own asses.” – Ethstree24

Big Companies Have Big Dirty Secrets…

“It feels like it shouldn’t be a secret, but a lot of people just don’t get it. If you find yourself waiting forever to be seen in the ER, that’s probably a very good thing. We get the serious stuff back there pretty dang quick.” – pause_and_consider

Big Companies Have Big Dirty Secrets…

“I attended a songwriting workshop at berklee school of music, and Anna Wise (Grammy winning songwriter, Kendrick Lamar collaborator) told the audience during a presentation that whenever someone “magically” blows up on soundcloud or YouTube, that it’s not authentic. A label will sign the artist in secret, and then suddenly boost their viewership tremendously to make it look like the independent artist did it on their own.” – ben_levy2

Big Companies Have Big Dirty Secrets…

Ask to have the late fee waived. I literally cannot do anything with it until you specifically ask. “So you have a late fee of $30 on this.”

“Gee that’s a lot. Why is it so much?”

“That’s the late fee we have. I do apologize for that inconvenience.”

“Well I guess I’ll have to pay it then…”

“Ok, so your bill is $150.”

“Do you realize how much that is?”

“Yes, and I do apologize for the inconvenience.”

“Well, can you do something about it?”

Yes. Now I can because you asked. Please stop making me feel guilty that you paid your bill late. – ndividualistic

Big Companies Have Big Dirty Secrets…

“My sister was on The Biggest Loser. Jillian and Bob were there two maybe three days a week. They make it seem like they live there.” – Ahamp22

Big Companies Have Big Dirty Secrets…

“Merlin Entertainments, the company that runs a wide variety of midway attractions like Legoland Discovery Centers as well as Legoland itself, pays most of their American employees less than Walmart. Oftentimes, employees love the job, but ultimately can’t afford to keep it. This causes a near 90% turnover rate.” – The_Hero_of_Legend

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