Things Men Are Doing Wrong, According To Their Wives

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“Apparently having a clean clothes pile and dirty clothes pile is unacceptable.”

2Things Men Are Doing Wrong, According To Their Wives

“It’s wrong to tie your shoes once loosely and then treat them like slip-ons the rest of their life.”

 

3Things Men Are Doing Wrong, According To Their Wives

“Had a longterm GF who was MORTIFIED by the fact that I used to sit at the foot of the bed wearing my “outside pants”. I.E. jeans or chinos I wore to the office.”

 

4Things Men Are Doing Wrong, According To Their Wives

“Well, after 18 years we’ve reached stalemate in the proper way to dispense toothpaste from it’s tube.”

 

5Things Men Are Doing Wrong, According To Their Wives

“I have to admit that the wife’s way of folding sheets and towels is better than how I had done it previously, so I adopted her way.”

 

6Things Men Are Doing Wrong, According To Their Wives

“Everything. Now divorced for that reason.”

 

7Things Men Are Doing Wrong, According To Their Wives

“Always conditioned, then washed my hair, because the shampoo smelt better than the conditioner… took a shower with my wife early in our relationship, and she was like, “You’re kidding, right?””

 

8Things Men Are Doing Wrong, According To Their Wives

“Apparently I fold tshirts entirely wrong, and my wife will go back into my drawer after I’ve folded them and put them away and pull them back out and refold them.”

 

9Things Men Are Doing Wrong, According To Their Wives

“Apparently the way I make lasagna is an abomination. Guess it could be worse.”

 

10Things Men Are Doing Wrong, According To Their Wives

“I didn’t give out enough compliments or showed my appreciation for things very much. I have worked and changed that. My life now is happier and more filled with love and thankfulness.”

 

11Things Men Are Doing Wrong, According To Their Wives

“First it was that I was a cuddler. She’d push me away and be suuuuuuper mean cussing at me and what not. Then I stopped, and now not cuddling is wrong. Because now I supposedly don’t love her.”

 

12Things Men Are Doing Wrong, According To Their Wives

“I’m gonna answer for my partner because this literally happened today.

He pukes wrong. Everytime he’s ever puked in my presence, he’s puked on himself. I don’t fucking get it, man. Everytime I think I’m sick or going to be sick I go to the bathroom before I know I’m sick. This motherfucker just gambles on it.”

 

13Things Men Are Doing Wrong, According To Their Wives

“Apparently, throw away garbage. My wife/ her family do this thing where after they use eggs they put the shells into the vacated spaces in the egg carton. Apparently I’m the weird one for throwing them away right away.”

 

14Things Men Are Doing Wrong, According To Their Wives

“Apparently there is a proper way to put on a new roll of toilet paper…”

 

15Things Men Are Doing Wrong, According To Their Wives

“Well according to my ex-wife the fact that I wanted to have sex with her was wrong. So, I stopped wanting and left her. Apparently, that was also wrong.”

 

16Things Men Are Doing Wrong, According To Their Wives

“Dishes. First there is the scrubby sponge with soap and then the soft sponge with no soap. Who knew?”

 

17Things Men Are Doing Wrong, According To Their Wives

“Generally, I don’t tell anyone a damned thing about what’s going on with me if they don’t ask first. That’s my own problem when I don’t live with someone, but when I do, I can’t retreat to my house and stay bunkered in when I’m feeling off because she’s already there.”

 

18Things Men Are Doing Wrong, According To Their Wives

“It never occurred to me to turn on the shower and let it warm up before getting in. I would always dread the cold water for the first few seconds of my shower. Changed my life.”

 

19Things Men Are Doing Wrong, According To Their Wives

“Using a poop knife.”

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