Women Don’t Know About These Man Secrets

1Women Don’t Know About These Man Secrets

“Gold bond powder is the cure-all for swamp ass and many men swear by it.”

 

2Women Don’t Know About These Man Secrets

“Never manscape your ass…. ever. Pretty sure this has been covered somewhere in TheChive before. I’m backing that poor guy up… Dont do it. SWASS, the Chafing, the sweat, and yes no secret farts…”

 

3Women Don’t Know About These Man Secrets

“I didn’t think it was a “secret” but my wife lost her mind when she found out that most men don’t wipe their penis after peeing.”

 

4Women Don’t Know About These Man Secrets

“If “Man, I fell like a women!” comes on the radio I turn it up and sing as loud as I can…”

 

5Women Don’t Know About These Man Secrets

“When your nuts itch you have to pinch them instead of scratching”

 

6Women Don’t Know About These Man Secrets

“We want to be a little spoon too.”

 

7Women Don’t Know About These Man Secrets

“Sunglasses are for T&A”

 

8Women Don’t Know About These Man Secrets

“Every morning when I get out of the shower I wipe the fog off the mirror with my dirty underwear. My wife has no idea I do this.”

 

9Women Don’t Know About These Man Secrets

“About a solid 75% of the time when I reach into my pocket its to scratch my family jewels”

 

10Women Don’t Know About These Man Secrets

“We tuck our boners in our belts sometimes…”

 

11Women Don’t Know About These Man Secrets

“Yes our minds are already made up what we wanna eat, we just like seeing the dumb look on your faces when you say “I don’t careeeeeee, you pick”

 

12Women Don’t Know About These Man Secrets

“We really are working when we don’t text you back”

 

13Women Don’t Know About These Man Secrets

“Sometimes I leave the toilet seat up just out of spite because I’m always putting it down when I’m done. Why can’t you put it up for me when you’re done!?”

 

14Women Don’t Know About These Man Secrets

“Most of us are growers not show’rs.”

 

15Women Don’t Know About These Man Secrets

“We pee in the shower all the time”

 

16Women Don’t Know About These Man Secrets

“We ALL hate your high waisted jeans. Only your girlfriends tell you they look cute. They’re lying cause they’re your friend. We just stay quiet so we don’t get cut off.”

 

17Women Don’t Know About These Man Secrets

“After long dates. We rip MAJOR ass in the car on our way how after dropping you off.”

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